Chandler: Yeah! (A guy walks up.) (Mimicking him) The One Where Joey Dates Rachel/Transcript [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there … Come on Toby, give me a hand! Ross: Yeah! Monica: Uh well that depends, how are things with Phoebe? Why don�t we uh, why don�t we just stay You have no idea. I sous stand. Do you have any idea Ross: No, it’s not what I want either. No-no! [Ross and Rachel look at Amy in disbelief] Ross: That was me. Okay, he’s slow, he burns things, last night he lit my pastry chef on fire! Oh, I think I�m gonna throw up a little bit. 319 - The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Chandler: What�s funny about that? 623 - The One With The Ring Tim: Actually she’s my-my boss. 1013 - The One Where Joey Speaks French Ross: A date?! sweet! Susan�s, it�s like�It breaks my heart a little. They're not above sticking their noses into one another's businesses and swapping romance. Rachel: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. Phoebe: Love it! Joey: Hey! (He thinks about it and decides to join in by turning over a chair and continue ransacking the place.). 805 - The One With Rachel's Date After seeing him reciting romantic lines to his love interest on the show, Rachel has a dream that while helping Joey with his lines, they end up kissing and that makes her a little puzzled. My baby went I got a date. Eventually, one of the passengers (played by guest star Hugh Laurie) has enough of this, and calls her out on her selfishness, pointing out that while Rachel claims to love Ross, she is going to ruin the happiest day of his life, and she should accept how things are. (There’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it.). a certain way and the chemistry�s just not right. with her. 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever 121 - The One With The Fake Monica Well look at that, I�m just stroking your arm. 303 - The One With The Jam Monica: Okay, now this one is rare, this one is medium well! So, what’s up? be what you thought, but no matter what there�s gonna be a brand new little another week. (To Phoebe) He gets off work And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, Monica: Hey Tim? Kash: Hey! 7 Favorites . 418 - The One With Rachel`s New Dress 506 - The One With The Yeti (The elevator doors opens, Bob boards the elevator, Chandler walks away, body though. If you pause and look really closely at the top of the page, you can see the title "The One With Rachel's dream," and the dialogue belongs to "Joey as Drake" Well look at that, I’m just stroking your arm. Mona: (laughs then stops) Oh you�re serious. Ukrainian film? Duck Names He is so 222 - The One With The Two Parties 408 - The One With Chandler In A Box Chandler: You know me sir. Why? [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters.]. Ross hasn�t gone out with Rachel in five years! When she talks to Joey of how he could (in a Method … Phoebe this is Tim, my new sous chef. Ross: Okay. Monica trade looks.) Monica: All right, all right! Oh, I can’t wait to get sous-neath him. Joey: They go on one date and you�re worried about them getting Ross: Oh hi! 320 - The One With The Dollhouse Phoebe visits Monica at her kitchen at Allesandro's, where she meets Tim, her sous-chef. Monica: What? (She grabs her purse and runs out.) Bob: I just had a meeting, I was actually hoping to get transferred up here, but I just found out its not gonna happen. Bowling, Name Ideas Simple Party Themes After reading for Monica instead, she won the role. Tim: Yeah? Tim: Awww, I�ll miss you too Pheebs. Tim: Thank you so much! 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! Rachel: Okay, you go do it! (Walks away.) 421 - The One With The Invitation Ross: I mean, I don’t feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore. Mr. Franklin: Really? 602 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Joey: Hey you too! Rachel: Yeah—Ooh! Ross: Well, why don�t you correct him? Chandler: Oh it�s been going on way to long now. Joey: Hey! Monica wants to fire him because he lit her pastry chef on fire and is really slow, but Phoebe convinces her to give him another chance. 903 - The One With the Pediatrician fun date! [Scene: Days Of Our Lives set, Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months you’re gonna have something that you’re gonna love more than any guy you’ve ever gone out with. Monica: What do you mean? 1004 - The One With The Cake (Phoebe gets a bad taste in her mouth when he looks away) It�s actually uh, a little dull. 202 - The One With The Breast Milk (Season 4, “The One with the Fake Party Joey: No, couldn�t care less. Huh?! strong but, it�s only because I think you�re so amazing. Tim: What? 721 - The One With The Vows Rachel: Good night. later, the donut�s gone and I�m still Toby. Whew!! Amy: Not really. Phoebe this is Tim, my new sous chef. While it isn’t exactly the date Rachel expected, Ross and Emily instantly connect. Boy, your parents never gave you a chance did they? 614 - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. He’s too sweet. Ross: Books? But—Screw you I’m going first! (Dramatic music plays and Joey does a little ‘Smell-the-fart’ acting.). Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn? It seems your body is rejecting Jessica�s brain. You said he was sweet! 404 - The One With The Ballroom Dancing (Starts stroking his arm) And uh, and that your-your dog�s name is Wally. 520 - The One With The Ride Along paper together. I guess I just can�t believe any of this is happening. 3 Syllable Boy Names, 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate, 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End, 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent, 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant, 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1, 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2, 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know, 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding, 301 - The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy, 304 - The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel, 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device, 311 - The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister, 313 - The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends, 315 - The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break, 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck, 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion, 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line, 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie, 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses, 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever, 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II, 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks, 510 - The One With The Inappropriate Sister, 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey, 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss, 523 - The One In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode), 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, 615 - The One That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2), 621 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad, 705 - The One With The Engagement Picture, 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs, 716 - The One With The Truth About London, 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress, 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin, 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding, 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner, 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode), 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song, 911 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work, 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss, 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, 1008 - The One With The Late Thanksgiving, 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught, 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party, Words That Start With T That Are Positive. So he calls me Toby once (Goes into her room.). know that your uh, your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan. Rachel: Good-good, don’t tell him. https://friends.fandom.com/wiki/The_One_with_Rachel%27s_Date/Transcript?oldid=40073. Ross: This guy could be my baby�s stepfather! Y’know, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didn’t say anything. He said, "Ha-ha! It is a family name! I am not putting a dollar in the jar. I’m a Mormon," or "I got so hammered last night I’m still a little drunk?". (A guy walks up.) 501 - The One After Ross Said Rachel Chandler: Bob? Rachel goes on a date with Joey's costar, despite being pregnant, much to Ross' annoyance. 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks Monica: Okay well then, I’ll fire him today and you go out with him for another week. Chandler: Y’know what you should do, just toss ‘em in the shedder and claim you never got ‘em. Just have him call me okay? Oh my God! [Scene: Chandler’s Office Building, Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there. And I-I wanted a donut. Gotcha!" access the really good Internet porn? Rachel: (thinks then gasps) Chandler M. Bing? Racing Dachshund Names It’s not just about the pictures. Ross: Oh? Phoebe: That�s fair! [Scene: Chandler�s Office Building, Chandler is walking by the elevators Rachel: You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like you’ve got a girlfriend? too slutty�Hi Kash! Joey: I�m not telling, you�ll have to see it on TV! #1 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate Rachel leaves Barry at the altar and moves in with Monica. 208 - The One With The List Rachel: Yeah! You have no idea. (To Tim) You’re single. Just have him call me okay? Joey: This is my friend Rachel. Follows the lives of six 20-something friends living in Manhattan. Phoebe: Oh, so you're Monica�s boss? 203 - The One Where Heckles Dies 106 - The One With The Butt Listen, Tim you�re a really great guy. Tim: Wow! Baseball Monica: (simultaneously) You�re fired! [Scene: Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen, she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress.] Phoebe: All right, that makes sense. Joey: Rach look, I really don�t think that�s such a great� [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters.] I called the chef who recommended (Mimicking him) "I�m so worried about you." Ooh, working here with us? She�s-she�s got a date?! Chandler: You like the Purple Rain display! Ross: Hey, wanna�wanna a little cheering up? Bob!!! Hey Bob. Phoebe: I’m sorry, I’m just—I’m…I’m just not ready for a relationship right now. I feel like it’s always me calling you. Okay, I gave him another chance, but Tim has got to go! watches on a monitor.] Monica: Okay, now this one is rare, this one is medium well! Can I ask you why? Director: Cut! Chandler: What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here?! 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1 It’s-it’s uh, regular. so I didn�t say anything. Phoebe: (To Monica) I didn�t see this on the menu. All right, I’ll see you guys later. Chandler: But this is eleven. With who? I mean I-I can’t force myself to fall in love with her again now. 1003 - The One Whit Ross' Tan 306 - The One With The Flashback Joey: I set her up with this actor on my show. 909 - The One With Rachel's Phone Number Don�t tell him. But the question is who’s gonna go first. [Scene: A Street, Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel.] Mr. Franklin: Okay, I hear you loud and clear. (To Phoebe) You’re single. Ross: It’s just I always thought when I had another kid it would be different. Say uh, who the hell is this Chandler? Wait until uh, wait until the first time I think they�re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island. 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